it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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