- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber.

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Fat people.

If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Arron Glass

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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