What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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George Bush.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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if you read this you are gay

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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