What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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