iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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