Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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if you read this you are gay

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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