how long has dibey got left like :)

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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if you read this you are gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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