- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

Where is my tractor?

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

Tim tebow is the anti christ

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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