What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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How are you this morning?

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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