- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

How are you this morning?

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

To mamas so fat shes fat

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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