How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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