Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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boobs

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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You

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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