What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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