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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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