what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Where is my tractor?

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Fat people.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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