What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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