Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Miley Cyrus.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Where is my tractor?

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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