Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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A man buys free health care...

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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How are you this morning?

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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