- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

i like cats

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

Where is my tractor?

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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