What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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what sucks? things that suck

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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