Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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