hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Anti Joke

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