Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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