What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Men's Rights

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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call of duty world at war

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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