what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Miley Cyrus.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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