- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

Men's Rights

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Yes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

What's brown and sticky? a stick

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

Anti Joke

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