What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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You

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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I'm hungry.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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