Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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