Har har hey

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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