Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Anti Joke

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