On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Har har hey

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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PATHETIC

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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