A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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I'm hungry.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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