Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Men's Rights

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

PATHETIC

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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