A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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