400 asian people walked in a bar

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Dont look at me.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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