Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Society.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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banana

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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