Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Jews...

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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