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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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