The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Mexicans are like waffles

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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