What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Dont look at me.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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banana

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1,984

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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