Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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You copy and paster!

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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