Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Society.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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