Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Get in the car.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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