- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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