Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Penis.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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