Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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