What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A woman's opinion

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obamas trench

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