An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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