Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Get in the car.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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