What do old people really like? Anal sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

thumb_up thumb_down -140

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

thumb_up thumb_down -142

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

thumb_up thumb_down -150

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +181

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Yo mama is so fat!

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What's the square root of four? Two.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

thumb_up thumb_down +17

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

thumb_up thumb_down -1

wat?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

69

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops