Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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It’s dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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