What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Test

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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