I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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lol

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Test

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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