Surprise mother father (A+)

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A man walks into a pole.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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69

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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