A man walks into a pole.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Test

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Anti Joke

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