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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Barack Obama.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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