So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Racial Equality.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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agp

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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