What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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