Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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hi

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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a man died

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Jews.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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