ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Jews.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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