Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Flop dog

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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yeah..

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who drinks pee? katness

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Anti Joke

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