What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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