what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Flop dog

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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The 80's

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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JFK

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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British Dentistry

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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