Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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The 80's

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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