Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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JFK

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Anti Joke

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