What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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