- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

why did the internet crash? it didn't

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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