Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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