Paperclip... BANANA?!

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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