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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Once upon a time, your face.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

Yo momma is SO black.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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