Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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