What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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