Women's rights.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

yeah..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

I'm so hungry I could eat food

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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