Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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