Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Poop

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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