Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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