A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Hello penis

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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