ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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