Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Hi

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Hello penis

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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