"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Anti Joke

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