pizzano is a tool.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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matt shut up

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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