How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Mitch

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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