- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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