What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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ObamaCare

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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