What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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mooooh im a cow

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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