A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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A Weight loss service that works

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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