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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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